
A momentous occasion indeed. The Duchess, who holds the same name as the worst movie of all time, the list of life ambitions, the goofy restaurant, and this very blog, past away and was discovered in her fish bowl yesterday, though it is suspected that she has been dead for a while.








These photos depict The Duchesses thrill filled life. She was captured and held hostage by my FHE brothers. They developed a facebook page for her and would chat with us. They tortured her.. and i think the true cause of her death was a 409 leak in the tank.
When we first brought her home, the "educated" lady at the store told us that there was a plant she would eat instead of any food. But, she really didn't eat the plant. And we didn't go get her food for weeks until our sweet brother Sam and his girl friend Megan went and got her food. Such good friends! everyone loved her!!
The Duchess was brilliant. She played dead all the time. We paniced at least once a week. She also brought the FHE family together. She lived on the kitchen table, much to the shagrin of Cosette and Erin, but they bore it painfully. Sweet kind sisters. And my FHE bros never tired of sticking things in her bowl and wacking the glass. Oh she will surely be missed!
RIP The Duchess.
July 19, 2009









